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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Saddam Hussein was anything but a monster, really!

Ahhh the sound of ignorance and denial...and plain stupidity! After the NIU shooting this past week, the media caught up with Jessica Baty, the girlfriend of the psycho who went on a shooting spree.

First of all, WHAT THE FUCK? Can you imagine what was going through her head when she decided to date the psycho, continue to date the psycho, sleep with the psycho (yes, fuck the psycho), and live with the psycho? As my friend Evan would say, EWWWWW! Now honestly, would why anyone admit to being the psycho's girlfriend? Is it just me? That's like admitting I slept with Britney Spears after I ruffied her up...while in rehab (not that I have). By the way, I would really like to meet the piece of work who's lucky enough to be the next guy to date this girl.

Now what really grinded my gears is the fact she refused to believe the psycho was in fact evil! Hey bitch, look at the dead bodies and tell their parents the psycho's a great guy. Tell them that "He was probably the nicest, most caring person ever." Go ahead, I dare you! Homestly, I wouldn't blame them if they shoot you in the face if you tell them that. In fact, if I were on the jury after they shoot you, NOT GUILTY will be my verdict and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Moreover, she saw this coming: she knew he's depressed, she knew he had stopped taking medication, she knew he bought 2 guns ( Sidenote: yea, it's for home protection - 13 guys are going to jack me at home and I need TWO guns to protect meself. Fuck, Tupac didn't need this much protection but you do?!), he told her to "not forget about him", and he said "goodbye" when he never says goodbye (I'm always weary of people that don't say goodbye by the way, like show some respect asshole). Like Puddy (from Seinfeld) would say "all signs points to" PSYCHO!!!

Oh and get this, in a letter to her, the psycho said "You will make an excellent psychologist or social worker someday!" Ummmm...yeaaaaa, about that....how the hell can she be good at that when she can't even keep you from going off the wall? In fact, she should be pre-empted from ever becoming a psychologist or a social worker. Like forget it, not now, not ever. You had your chance and that blew quite a few people away. I don't think I want to risk that again, EVER!

1 comment:

DaytonSucks said...

Dude, you need to get a hobby. I'd suggest hoops, but your abilities in that realm are evidently almost as bad as your writing skills. Punk.